Hip Thrusting Thursday and the dirty minded boyband.

Hello everyone! Happy Hip Thrusting Thursday! Makes you just wanna listen to Up All Night doesn't it? Lets Discuss this for a moment One Direction is one of the dirtiest minded boybands i've ever run across. I love it! Harry makes Penis jokes, Their song Up All Night says People go all they way at which time the boys hip thrust. Not your typical boyband. Just five teenage boys that have dirty minds! SMH! I freaking love it! Alot of people have YouTube Videos with clips of some of their diry mindedness. I dont think thats a word... but whatever. I'd just like you to take a minute and admire the photo above and all its Epicness. I took me three days to find that picture of Liam. Daddy Direction gets down too! In Any case we love these five dirty minded boys!



P.S Id also like to go on a Rant about the fact that i live in the US and they do everything cool on UK time which means im asleep when they do it! Not cool boys! im going to suffer from One Direction induced insomnia now! SMH! Only for you boys!

Happy Birthday Liam!

Hey! So guess what today is! Yeah you so got it right Its August 29th 2012 and Liam James Payne's 19th Birthday! So in Honor of Liam todays blog is all about him and the many things we love about him! He's Daddy Direction with all his sensibility and keeping the boys in line. He's the first line man opening the majority of the songs on Up all night with his magical voice! He's the poster boy for how to treat a girl! We're all jealous of you Danielle. Lucky girl! He is also one Half of Niam one of my favorite Bromances! He is also quiet silly sometimes there is this one interview where all the boys are being so serious and Liams just sitting over there playing with a toy dinosaur. We all Love us some Liam! Taylor and I would just like to say Happy Birthday and we hope its amazing! We love you!

Our Genius Plan! Muahhahaha >:)

Hello! So I'm sure everybody knows that Ivy and I have One Direction concert tickets for One Direction's 2013 tour. We get so much grief for having theses tickets. We bought them a whole year early and spent $200 on them, and even bought them for Nashville, TN instead of Georgia. So worth it! Anywho, we planned to make a weekend out of it. Go up there and get a hotel room, see the concert then check out the city. All that jazz. Then we got to thinking, this is the prime opprtunity to stalk One Direction! So from then on we were thinking of clever ways to grab their attention or see them somehow. We came up with the old sneak on the tour bus or find our way backstage, when Ivy was like we'll just stay in the same hotel as them, and we'll have a reason to talk to them if we "accidentally" run into them in the hallway. Great idea! But since we're slightly creepy we couldn't stop there. We proceeded to talk about how we would get into their rooms and what we would do once we were in there. I went as far as to think about stripping butt naked and writing their names on me then running around the hotel pool or something. That's an attention grabber right? Too risky, not looking to go to jail. Needless to say the 1D boys better watch out when they preform in Nashville cause we're gonna be there waiting for the perfect chance to take them down. Like a hunter carefully stalking it's prey! >:)

Hopeless and Forever Alone.

Hello! How's everyone today? Well that's great! Let me tell you about this awful conclusion Taylor and I have come too. The other day we were sitting in the bed at Taylors house and she pipes up and says " You know this is gonna be us in ten years living in a house together alone with no kids and husbands just us and our One Direction dolls." I  was a little upset about that. I was still holding on to the hope that magic does exsist and my fairy Godmother would swoop down and Bring me Niall Horan. I mean is that too much to ask for? She sorta crushed my hopes for that. So the Conclusion we have come to is if our Fairy Godmother Doesn't come and bring us members from One Direction or Ed Sheeran the hottest freaking ginger i have ever discovered then we will infact be forever alone living in a house with One Direction dolls. Most People do cats but im sorta allergic and they make messes. Not Cool. So I'd just like to take this moment and thank the Boys and Ed for ruining our chances of ever finding a man that stacks up to you guys! I mean come on.... No one else has that personality, Hair, Voice, And just Sexualness... Your Killing us here!

Anyone else have this issue? Tell us about it. Hit us up on Twitter or on here. Thanks guys!

Mission Impossible?

Good morning! Today I want to discuss the topic of tweeting your idols on twitter.... We are all guilty of it... Right? Well I think Taylor and I take it a bit to far. It's freaking Impossible to get One Directions attention. Well it feels that way. Taylor and I go to some pretty extreme lengths to get their attention and Fail every time. This blog for one and then on twitter we tweet them almost everyday. I remember one time we sexually harassed Harry.... I sorta felt bad later then I was like its not like he saw it. It's one of the most frustrating thing in the world! We even hold random Conversations an just tag them in it. It doesn't work! I feel like we have this invisibility cape that only works at the most inconvenient times like when we talk to the boys! Please tell me you feel the same! Tell us about some wild tweets you have sent the boys! Hit us up on here or twitter!

London Creepers?

If you haven't heard already Taylor and I want to move to London.... Well you see all the One Direction boys live there too! So we got to talking and we plan to find those boys and make them notice us.... Trying not to get arrested in the process. Because Twitter jut isn't working I think we have this invisibility cape that only works when we tweet one of the boys! Yeah it sucks! So here's a few plans we came up with.... I sure hope they are affective! Well step one would have to be find the boys... I'm thinking a tall tree would be the perfect location to start! What do you think? Once we spot the boys we go to phase 2 get their attention... I'm thinking pretending to get hurt might work but it's not fool proof. Do you have any suggestions? Then phase three is to catch them and keep em! Not in the literal since... I'm not that crazy. We just want to be friends! You don't understand how frustrating it is that you boys don't know us! We are pretty epic!
Got any cool creeper stories or suggestions for us? Leave is stuff below or on our twitter accounts! Thanks for reading!

Fangirl Friday!

For all you fangirls and boys, today is Fangirl Friday. And even though everyone calls theirself the ultimate fan, everyone shows it differently. Ivy and I show our fandom by surrounding ourselves around all things 1D! From making our own 1D shoes to dressing just like the boys we go fan crazy. We have the dolls, we have the posters, we have matching Louis outfits, made our own shoes. Even bought $200 One Direction concert tickets and framed them. We're so okay with being ridiculous One Direction fans, we don't even mind embarrassing ourselves in public because of it. In the picture you can see our fangirl photos we took on the first Fangirl Friday and tweeted about it. You can call us crazy, cause everyone else does, but we don't mind. So here's the Fangirl Friday challenge, think of all the things you've done for your fandom and let us know. Also I highly encourage you to take a fangirl photo, like Ivy and I did, and tweet it to us!

London's Calling......

So Taylor and I have decided if we set our minds to it we can reach our goal to move to London. Last night consisted of three hours of research. We found out the best places to live and how much its going to cost. We set down and made a budget and Goal of how much money we need to have and a date to have it by. $10,080 Was our grand total.... Yeah thats alot but i think we can do it. if you have a wild dream like ours just know i believe in you and you can do it! Taylor and i would have been Grauating in 2014 but we finsihed early and now while ur class is walking across stage we will be on a one way 15 hour flight to London! Thats crazy and some people may think its mad but we can do it! We Will do it! I hope that you guys have the same faith we do. Always believe in yourself. I also would love for you guys to be with us on our Journey we will post our obstacles and how we over come them and how we make it.... because we will make it! This epicness will happen!



On another note did you guys see the 1D announcement? Great! i cant wait to hear it! Live while we're young! Yep thats what were gonna do.

Taylor Angry

I'm very upset with some of these One Directioners, and I don't like how everyone keeps saying the boy's relationships are on the rocks! No one honestly knows how the boys feel or whats truely going on. Like with Harry and Louis, no one knows how they feel or how they're relationship is. And Zayn, all that happened was some socalled Directioners got half of a story that was passed down from who knows where and thought they knew what they were talking about. Tweeted Zayn with all kinds of nasty comments, about something that they had no knowledge of and it back fired when he decided to delete his twitter account. Like Perez Hilton, you know nothing about that video. You can't even tell its Zayn, and I will cut you if I have to hear one more negative statement about my boys! If you're a true Directioner and you love the boys as much as all these girls claim, you would stand by them even when you may think they're in the wrong. No one has any proof of anything that Zayn could have possibly done. Instead of being ignorant and believing everything you hear how about sticking beside the boys and letting them know that even if they did do something you still love them and everyone makes mistakes. Zayn is apart of the One Direction band as much as any of the others, and they're gonna need our love and support to get past all this negativity . We all remember that night Harry messed up while singing and how heartbreaking it was for him. After he saw a couple of mean comments it really got to him. One rude remark can out weight all the possitive ones. So instead of just believing what everyone has to say, on a subject they know nothing about, how about stand beside these boys. Let them know they are loved by millions and we don't want them going anywhere. They've change lives, cause I know they've changed mine. They're people too, they have feelings also.

Our weekly calander

Good morning! Today is Wednesday and if any of you know about Jenna Marbles you know its Sexual Wednesday! I firgured today was the perfect day to post this one! So me and Taylor Love Jenna Marbles and are Obessesed with One Direction so on Sexual Wednesday it gives us an excuse to be weird and for lack of a better words be Sexual towards them. So i decided one day a week was not enough so we invented our own weekly calander and it goes as followed:


Monday- Bromance Monday: We celebrate the epicness that is 1D bromances!

Tuesday- Topless Tuesday: Basically we find topless pictures of One Direction and creep on them.

Wednesday- Sexual Wednesday: This day is basically an excuse to Sexually Harass one of the boys.

Thursday- Hip Thrusting Thursday: Really? do i need to explain it?

Friday- Fangirl Friday: We freak out and fangirl like we are still 13.... We all do it! Dont Judge.

Saturday- Extra Sexual Saturday: Basically the same as Sexual Wednesday but EXTRA!

Sunday- Creeper Sunday: Thats Right a whole day where its 100% ok to creep on the boys! Guilt free!
Watch our twitter accounts today if you want to see us Hittng up the Boys in our one sided converstaions.
Also i can't wait for the Big announcement wonder what it is? New Single Maybe? What do you think? Let us know.
 And dont forget to check out Jenna's new video tonight!

What's to come !

It's a beautiful day, the sun is shinning, the birds are chirping, and me and Ivy are in the house rushing to get ready for our next YouTube video! That's right here comes another one. We know its been a while since our last one and you guys are just dying to see more of us. This video will contain some much needed answers to all y'alls questions. Like all the epic accounts we have for you guys to follow us on and see our crazy One Direction obsession. Don't miss it you guys! Make sure to comment and leave us feedback on things you like or don't like, and yes if you ask we will do shout outs! Also follow us and keep tabs for more crazy stuff. We just post and talk to people at random when it comes to our blogs and videos. Thanks again !

Our 1D dolls!

We've got the One Direction Infection! Its pretty severe too. So after our little incident on Omegle i became curious about 1D and started watching youtube videos and looking for things on Pintrest and well after that you can't help but have a little bit of an obession so that's basically what happend to the both of us. Now we are Directioners!!! and Love it. I came across the magic that is 1D dolls at Toys R Us... i had to have one! so yes I am 17 and dropped $20 on a doll big deal! i wish we had all five but its a slow process because we are broke like all the time..... Yeah I hate it! But we love our Niall and Harry dolls!

Our McChallange

Good Morning! Yesterday was quiet an adventure. Taylor and I rode to Kennesaw to visit the Goodwill because we are thirfy shoppers. On the way down there we stopped at Mcdonalds and got Mcnuggets and Mcfries. I forgot to mention we are in a jam packed full car and we all know how hard it is to eat in the car..... Yeah... Try it when your stuffed in a backset with very little space to move. Anyhow im sitting there eating my McMeal and look over and Taylor says "Im Gonna win!" I was not aware it was a challange and as some of you may come to learn im very competive and hate to lose. So i proceeded to shove like ten fries in at the same time and that's how our McChallange Began. This Epicness continued for about ten minutes in which time we both devowered 10 McNuggets and a Medium Mcfry.... I Won because i always do! Taylor swears it was a tie but it wasn't.

How it began...

Epicness is what we discovered when we ran across One Direction. And we'll fill you in on what happened. Omegle... Omegle happened! Ivy and I had discovered this chat site called Omegle, because there is nothing to do in this town. Late one night we were up surfing the web like we like to do so much and decided to get on Omegle. A couple of conversations in we came across this curly headed british boy who had just got back from the US, where we're from, and got into a very detailed conversation with him. This so called british boy claimed to be none other, you guessed it right, Harry Styles. Ivy and I had only heard about One Direction and had no intrest at all in them. So you can understand our lack of knowledge about One direction and Harry Styles. Since she was claiming to be famous we needed proof. We came up with what at the time seemed to be creative and hard questions, something only the really Harry Styles would know. This person seemed to know everything, from the number of hairs on his head to the way he likes his women. So needless to say we were convinced, but just to make sure we asked this so called Harry Styles to call us. At first they were just like no I can't do that, then their excuse was well it'll cost you money for the call. But we weren't buying it, so they preceeded to tell us that they were with Niall Horan and they would have him call cause he is more care free and wont care if he gets in trouble for it. "Okay, sure.", we said. One Direction boy is just as good as the next! .... The call comes.... We answer.... And low and behold..... Its a GIRL..... With a really bad Irish accent! So thats basically how we discovered One Direction . After that Ivy needed to know more about them and fell head over heels for Niall. So she was the ultimate fan from then on out. Me, I took some talking into and about a month later I came around. But in the end it turned out to be a good thing cause we love our boys and our crazy obsession . So Thanks anonymous Omegle teenage girl with the same crazy obession, we owe it all to you and we're sorry for yelling at you. Our apologies!